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Cunting Cuntingham (on the right), pictured with Darius Formaldehyde and an elephant jockey named Tom.
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How Comes Kevin Cuntingham?
Cunting Cuntingham, the reviled outcast English science researcher, had a sister called Cuntella. Cuntella Cuntingham had a blind date once, and that’s how comes Kevin Cuntingham.
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Vice Chancellor Cunting Cuntingham
Señor Cunting Cuntingham is a dyslexic drug-destroyed antisocial friendless science outcast. I hate him.
Nobody in Señor Baxter Junior’s Chichester Lab likes Cunting Cuntingham at all. You can feel sorry for him if you wish, or you can laugh at the cruel manner in which the other scientists subject him to horrible online bullying.
You can learn more by clicking on the Pink Tab below.
En Venganza,
Felize x
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Science Research
Here is Senor Cuntingham’s appalling website. Unfortunately, the man is highly paranoid and has password-protected the whole blog. Only his brother Leslie has the password, and he lives in Iran. I have searched all over Senor Cuntingham’s stinky drug-littered house but to no avail. If I have any joy in discovering what idiotic secret research may lie within the blog, I shall let you know immediately.
En Venganza,
Felize x
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Señorita Lynch is a social networking nightmare for Kevin Cuntingham, and his uncle can’t use a computer.
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Señor Baxter Snr. is a bully. I hate him and so does Kevin Cuntingham.
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Cunting Cuntingham is on Twitter twice
He is so dyslexic when he takes his smoking powder! Senor Cuntingham opened two Twitter accounts by mistake! His favourite one is called @scienceresearc
The other bastardos bully him sometimes: maybe you would like to also, and thereby assist me in avenging my Great Grand Mother Felize.
En Venganza,
Felize x
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Cunting Cuntingham is on Twitter twice
If you are wondering what secret research senor Cuntingham is hiding within his password-protected Tumblog, you may be ecstatic to learn that he has a leaky Tumblr feed going into his old Twitter: @VCCCuntingham!
He knows about this but he is too dyslexic to fix the problem! Have a look quickly before the bastardo gets his IT-literate nephew to fix the problem!
En Venganza,
Felize x
I am Felize, Great-Grand Daughter of Felize.